Sell Tickets. Keep More.
Purple Cow Tickets is built for comedians and musicians who are tired of giving away their earnings to ticketing platforms.
The Problem with Other Platforms
Eventbrite takes up to 14% of every ticket sale in fees
Most platforms hold your money for weeks after your show
Good luck getting help from a human when something goes wrong
How Purple Cow Tickets Is Different
Create Your Account
Sign up in minutes. Complete your performer profile with your bio, photo, and social links. Connect your bank account through Stripe to receive payouts.
Create Your Event
Add your show details, set up ticket types (General Admission, VIP, Early Bird), and optionally add promo codes for discounts. Multi-performer shows? Split revenue automatically.
Share and Sell
Share your event link on social media, your website, or anywhere else. Fans buy tickets securely with credit card. You keep 100% of the ticket price.
Do the Show, Get Paid
Focus on your performance. Three days after your show, funds are automatically deposited to your bank account. No chasing payments. No waiting weeks.
Built for Performers
1.85% Platform Fee
The lowest fee in Canada. Fans pay the fee, you keep 100% of the ticket price.
3-Day Payouts
Get paid 3 days after your show. Not 2 weeks. Direct to your bank account.
Multi-Performer Revenue Splits
Comedy showcase with 5 comedians? Music festival with multiple bands? Split revenue automatically.
Promo Codes
Create discount codes for early birds, friends, or special promotions. Set limits and expiration dates.
Anti-Scalping Protection
Purchase limits and velocity controls prevent bots and scalpers from buying up your tickets.
SMS + Email Notifications
Your fans get instant order confirmations via text and email. You get notified of every sale.
See the Difference
On a $50 ticket, here's what you actually keep:
| Platform | Fees on $50 | You Keep |
|---|---|---|
| Purple Cow Tickets | $0.93* | $50.00 |
| Eventbrite | $5.20 | $44.80 |
| Ticketmaster | $10-15+ | $35-40 |
*Our 1.85% fee is paid by the fan, not deducted from your earnings. You keep 100% of the ticket price minus a 0.25% Stripe transfer fee.
Fast Payouts
Show Day
Your event happens
3 Days Later
Payout automatically initiated
In Your Bank
Usually 1-2 business days after initiation
Compare to Eventbrite's 5-7 day wait after your event ends.
Free Events? Free Platform.
For $0 ticket events, we charge nothing. No platform fee, no processing fee. Great for open mics, community events, and promotional shows.
Ready to Keep More of Your Earnings?
Join Canadian performers who are done overpaying for ticketing.